Teagan's Title Theater
As you walk through the automated doors, a megaphone falls from the ceiling, suspended by a wire. It screeches, seemingly coming to life as a voice crackles from it. You clinch your palms to your ears, but even through the muffled screaming, you can understand every word as it pounds through your head.
"WELCOME TO TEAGAN'S TITLE THEATER! I'M TEAGAN, I BET YOU COULD'VE GUESSED THAT, HUH? I SELL ALL KINDS OF MEGAPHONES HERE! THEY'LL BE SURE TO MAKE YOUR EXISTENCE A LOT LOUDER! NOW LET'S MAKE SOME NOOOOOISE!"
The megaphone clicks into silence. Across the store, an excited sugar beast smiles at you as she puts down a microphone. Your ears are still ringing violently as you step forward and begin to browse.
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Apply your flairs by using the megaphone from your inventory!
with every
purchase
item
